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8.08.2005


I am lame

A nice lady in the office next door came over to give me some M&M's. We're both working late (some of us later, because we're taking time to blog, when we could be using that time to get work done).

Before I knew what I was doing, I looked down to see the M&M's separated by color. Why do I do such crazy things? I do them without even thinking! Man, I need help.

9 Comments:

At 8/08/2005 7:40 PM, Blogger Ricky Left a note...

Apparently, a plethora of yellow ones means you are going to die by having a bear eat you.

 
At 8/08/2005 10:29 PM, Blogger Nettie Left a note...

I always make a wish on the green ones.

 
At 8/09/2005 4:53 AM, Blogger Jen Left a note...

Everyone has a personal way of eating M&Ms (Read Candy Freak, by Steve Almond). I know it seems like yet another sign of OCD, but in this case you're totally normal. ;)

Me, I eat three at a time based on color pattern: two of one color and one of another. I will make an exception for obvious color groupings, such as red-orange-yellow.

With Skittles, this changes only slightly.

 
At 8/09/2005 9:25 AM, Blogger Marla Bean Left a note...

Next to burning alive, being eaten by a bear is scary. I always freak out at that part in Legends of the Fall. What a sad ending to Brad Pitt. That's just mean, Ricky. Now, I'll NEVER go camping. I'll blame it all on you!

I heard the green ones were for being horney. I don't subscribe to that notion, but that's what we always said in grammar school. Of course I am not 100% sure we all knew what that even really meant.

I eat my Skittles the same way! I like color segregation. I'm a freak. I must eat all of one color first.

 
At 8/09/2005 9:56 AM, Anonymous Justin Left a note...

Sigh...I love you honey.

 
At 8/09/2005 1:25 PM, Blogger Ricky Left a note...

Adding to the fact that you're STILL not sure what "horney" means, I believe it's spelled "horny". I could be wrong though. But I'm not.

 
At 8/10/2005 9:03 PM, Anonymous nate Left a note...

I totally do that same thing, seperate them by color. I guess i'm a racist or segregationist or some other "ist" when it comes towards M&M's....

 
At 8/12/2005 8:18 PM, Blogger Ricky Left a note...

umm update your blog already before i assasinate this kitten.

 
At 8/18/2005 5:42 PM, Blogger Jeff H Left a note...

Are you sure it wasn't your telekinetic powers that arranged them?

 

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