what to do when...
Someone in your extended family, and I won't name names, hits on another member of your family. (Side note for your own relief: they are not blood-related in any way.)
We'll call the hitter Bob, and the hittee Emma.
Bob is always trying to pick-up on my friends, cousins and basically anything female that breathes and moves. I mean, seriously, the guy is a walking pick-up line. However, Bob manages to hide it behind a hard-to-read smoke screen of jokes and discreet innuendos. So, lately he has been emailing a close friend and relative of mine, Emma. I find it mildly amusing, because he has no chance with her, but I also find it unsettling. I mean, why would anyone turn to their family when they're out of people to hit on? Bob really has one outstanding quality - his sense of humor. But as I told Justin at dinner: funny will get you far, but it won't get you into your family's pants.
That could be the oddest thing I have ever said - lately. For an odder statement, I'll mention my friend, Jewel, a bathtub and how they all fit together at a later date.
In the meantime, y'all stay shiny, now.
4 Comments:
well, you know what they say back in the ol' midwest...if you ain't good enough for your own family, you sure as heck ain't good 'nuf for anyone elses.
So is Bob the hitter-onner or is it Tom...? I'm confused. However, I must say, this guy sounds pretty strange. Maybe he should date a blind girl, or someone with a gum problem.
Ok Tzar, I couldn't decide what ficticious name to give him, so I fixed it. He is now known simply as Bob.
How'd you know I was already shiny?
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