what to do when it's too hot to function

10. Stick your head in the freezer.
9. Sit in the Coldwell Banker meat locker, I mean office.
8. Eat so much T.C.B.Y that you get constant brain freeze, therefore eliminating thinking about being too hot and dually making you incompacitated for menial work duties.
7. Complain about it constantly to everyone the minute you walk in the door.
6. Stand over an air conditioning vent in a skirt (very a la Marilyn).
5. Fry an egg on an ex's car (kids, do not try this one at home).
4. Pretend you're the York's Peppermint Patty virtual skier, complete with "whoosh's."
3. Consider moving to a cooler climate - I mean, isn't Greenland lovely this time of year?
2. Put undergarments in the freezer for 20 minutes then put them on... Ahhhhh!
1. Jump into your client's pool during their open house. No, really.