it's so hot...

... that the A/C is out in the mall.
... that the refrigerators broke at Albertsons.
... that the A/C and some refrigerators were also broken at Safeway.
... that EVERYONE feels the need to mention the excessive heat, myself included.
... that nothing you wear is cool enough - even underwear feels like too much.
... that the water I left in the car could have boiled an egg when I came back.
... that the temperature gauges are reading 111 today!